Thursday, October 23, 2008

Obama: McCain's campaign 'cynical and negative, but it's not racist'

Barack Obama says John McCain's campaign is cynical and negative, but it's not racist.

Really? How about this:

"I hate the gooks," McCain said yesterday in response to a question from reporters aboard his campaign bus. "I will hate them as long as I live."
Don't forget the the 1982 murder of Vincent Chin, killed in a hate crime by two Detroit autoworkers (a 26-year-old story that's probably news to most of you).
Chin's story, rarely part of any discussion of hate crimes, is finally surfacing in a film.
McSame says he’s shocked, just shocked about the bigots who show up at his events.
McSame and Sarah Sidekick know exactly what they are doing.

Friday, October 10, 2008

McCain Is A Space Alien

ROSWELL – An extremely reliable source has revealed that Republican presidential candidate John McCain, is the child of space aliens.

The sources, who would only give their names as Gordoc and his mate Carotid, have decided to come clean since Mr. McCain has been acting erratically and inciting, lately. They felt they could shed some light on this, by talking to the press.

They traveled here from Tralfamadore two days ago, and have finally recovered from jet lag. They wanted to publicly apologize for McCain’s behavior, stating “We did not bring him up this way. We don’t know what has happened to John. We brought him up to be tolerant of all bipeds.”


They said they would be talking with their son before flying back to Tralfamadore. With a stop in Hawaii, the trip should take about one week.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

McCain Holds Midnight Rally

CLEARWATER– Republican presidential hopeful John McCain held a rally at midnight, in this contemporary Florida town. It was attended by an ethusiastic crowd of rabid fans.

After he whipped up the mob into hysteria, McCain followers shouted "kill him," “terrorist,” and “off with his head.” Mr. McCain appeared pleased with the mob’s reaction.

Senator McCain stated “I learned everything I know from watching Leni Riefenstahl movies. She was the greatest in the world. I sure wish she was alive to see this.” When Mr. McCain stepped down from a platform of makeshift boxes, he led the mob to a motel where it was rumored his opponent was staying. When they could not find him, the mob hung an effigy.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

J’accuse

“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularise America, I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.' " - Jerry Falwell
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“The Myth of the Angry White Male: What has sprung up is a strange kind of thinking. . . . Americans are unhappy with their lot. They are feeling insecure - layoffs and corporate downsizing have made their future uncertain. Stirred up by talk radio, the theory goes, large numbers of formerly sensible people have embraced 'hate' and 'extremism.' Most of these, according to the media, are white guys.” - Rush Limbaugh
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Jim David Adkisson entered the Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church and killed two people and wounded six others during the presentation of a children's musical. He said he attacked the church in order to kill liberals "who are ruining the country."
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Adkisson targeted the church, "because of its liberal teachings and his belief that all liberals should be killed because they were ruining the country, and that he felt that the Democrats had tied his country's hands in the war on terror and they had ruined every institution in America with the aid of media outlets."
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Adkisson said that "he could not get to the leaders of the liberal movement that he would then target those that had voted them in to office." He wrote a four-page letter in which he stated his "hatred of the liberal movement, liberals in general, as well as gays."
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Inside his house, officers found "Liberalism is a Mental Health Disorder" by Michael Savage, "Let Freedom Ring" by Sean Hannity, and "The O'Reilly Factor."
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Now, McSame and Sarah Sidekick are using the same inciting formula from 1938, courtesy of wingnut radio. I'm not the only one concerned.
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It’s dangerous, and they know it.

A Palin Approved Marriage

This happy couple was married by Sarah Palin’s minister. They are registered at Pet Smart.

Calling Leni Riefenstahl

Employing techniques perfected in 1938, Frau Palin whipped up the crowd at a rally in Clearwater. One typical supporter spewed “Sit down, boy," at a black sound man for a network. Then another of Frau Palin’s bottom feeders shouted “kill him.” And another SS trainee shouted “treason.”

Herr McCain whipped another crowd into a frenzy, and a supporter who crawled from under a rock shouted that Obama is a terrorist.

This is dangerous. It has gone beyond the usual overheated rhetoric. Remember Knoxville? That’s where this is headed.








Monday, October 6, 2008

People In Glass Houses

Sarah Sidekick started a new line of smears yesterday. “Our opponent … is someone who sees America it seems as being so imperfect that he’s palling around with terrorists who would target their own country,”

Oops.

I’m sure everyone has heard that when Ayers did anything, Obama was 8 years old. And First Dude Todd hung with real domestic terrorists as an adult, and only left their company when Sidekick decided to run for office. The charges against Ayers were dropped.

As I wrote before, the Alaska Independence Party founder was murdered, when an explosives deal went bad. That’s a good choice of compatriots, when one is an adult, rather than 8 years old.

There’s an excellent video about 13 minutes long, fully explaining McSame’s pivotal role in the Keating scandal. This keeps getting better.

Stay tuned for the next episode.

Sarah Benito Palin

Remember Sarah Sidekick could not name any newspaper or magazine? Well, now we know why. It seems her tastes in publications runs to white supremacist groups. Like the John Birch Society.
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And her husband, better known as the First Dude, hangs with the Alaska Independence Party, another white supremacist bunch of good ole boys. It gets even better: the founder of the AIP was murdered when an explosives deal went bad.
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This is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Nobody Expects The Kenya Inquisition

Everyone has heard about Reverend Thomas Muthee praying over Sarah Palin to protect her against witchcraft. And there has been a lot of print given to how he decided one woman was a witch who caused traffic accidents, had her pet snake shot, and chased her out of town.
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Remember Ted Haggard? He was the Colorado Springs minister of the New Life Church, which he started in his basement. He was on a witch-hunt too, before he was defrocked for going to a male prostitute and using amphetamines.
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He sent teams to pray in front of the homes of supposed witches—in one month, ten out of fifteen of his targets put their houses on the market. His congregation “prayer-walked” nearly every street of the city. Population boomed, crime dipped; Pastor Ted believes to this day that New Life helped chase the bad out of town.
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What I think is good idea, is for Reverend Muthee and Reverend Haggard to get together, and form their version of Ghost Busters. How about Witch Busters? They can get the outfits at any costume store; I’ve seen them worn at Halloween. They can drive around in a Superior Cadillac, with “Who are you going to call? Witch Busters” blaring from the radio. Then, Muthee and Haggard can pull up to a house of a suspected witch, jump out and start their routine.

With the growing influence of these fundies, they’ll have a huge market.

Palin Violates First Amendment

In this video, Sarah Palin's minister introduced her to the church's congregation as “She is a disciple of the lord Jesus Christ before she’s a mayor”.
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Conservatives would be howling if Mayor Bloomberg were to speak at a synagogue, and the rabbi said 'He is Jewish before he is mayor.' The fun begins 56 seconds into the video. Remember the concerns raised about John Kennedy? When Hoover ran against Al Smith, he constantly said "The pope will be president."
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But Palin gets a pass on this.

McCain And His Common Touch

I thought everyone would appreciate an illustrated explanation of McSame's concern for the common man:



The Republican Train Wreck Illustrated


This Is Brilliant

Die Already, Jews

Sarah Palin loves the Jews. John Hagee loves the Jews. All the Lord’s children love the Jews. Of course, we have to die en mass in the end. Isn’t that wonderful? Well, I am not going to be a player in their sick, twisted theatre.

John Hagee is an anti-Semite. I don’t care what Lieberman says. Anyone Jewish who hitches his wagon to Hagee’s train is making a terrible mistake. Hagee is an odious, fat bigot. Here is Hagee carefully explaining to his congregation how Jews control the monetary system. He also trots out the entire catalog of every Jewish stereotype, since the Middle Ages.
As I said, a true friend of the Jews.

We Get Letters, We Get Stacks and…

stacks of letters.

"Why don't you go on out and spark one up hippy. It is your 60's generation, Yuppie attitude that has brought our great country to it's knees with your Liberal trash living. You want every freedom in this world, but at no price or personal responsibility. So go bring your gal over to the Abortion clinic, stop by and pick up all your immigrant friends, be a coward and protest a war or two, and then start planning your " We will force Diversity" party. Yuppie Liberals started the destruction of this country and won't be happy until this country is brought to the level of other failed nations that subscribed to the Communist theology of parity.."

I always appreciate readers taking the time to write. This missive came from someone who calls himself Bill Force. The first thing I recommend is turning down the radio. Bill is overdosing on Limbaugh, Coulter, O’Reilly and Hannity. You can see the sad results.

I have to confess membership in the International Jewish Conspiracy. I’ll let you in on a secret: we meet in the basement of my building (don’t tell anyone). You can identify us: we’re all wearing black, as well as sandals. You can tell which subterranean room we’re in; it’s the one with the hookah in the center, filled with hashish.

So keep those letters coming in. I always like hearing from fans.