Wednesday, September 30, 2009

An Open Letter To Mario Apuzzo


My Dear Counselor:

Leo Donofrio, a professional poker player and sometime attorney, invented out of whole cloth the myth that there are three classes of American citizens: naturalized, native born, and natural born.
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He further adds to this fairy tale, that the last class - natural born - is solely composed of people who were born to parents who were both citizens at the time of birth. And he adds to this urban myth, that only this last class of citizen can aspire to the presidency, thus disenfranchising a substantial segment of the population.
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This has been picked up, and amplified, by you and Orly Taitz. Taitz is a dual US/Israel citizen by way of Russia, with a diploma mill law "degree," and who up to recently made her living as a mediocre dentist. She has now abandoned her dental practice, and made her life's work the quixotic quest of driving Barack Obama from office by circulating scurrilous rumors.
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Using your professional stature, your triumvirate has cultivated a credulous mob of gullible people, 99.9% of who are white and feel disenfranchised, and assured them of the righteousness of your cause.
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Then, pouring gasoline on the fire, your coterie along with alleged ruminant molester Joseph Farah, have induced people to send "donations" so that you can continue with your noble cause, hinting darkly that if the cash stops the Republic will crash and burn.
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Glenn Beck, exhibit A in galloping hypocrisy, brays on his shows about the threat to the Constitution by President Obama - someone who was elected fair and square, unlike the 2000 election. He then is lampooned and starts squealing like a stuck pig. Knowing full well that parody is protected by the same Constitution that he hides behind for his hatchet jobs, he has a hired gun send threatening letters to the satirists, and then goes forum shopping looking for a court where he believes his bruised feelings will be assuaged. He ended up with an arbitration panel in Switzerland, believing they would shut down the website lampooning him. To his surprise they would not, and extracted an agreement from his lawyers that any more 1st Amendment disputes would be heard in the States.
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Interesting how portable your beliefs are.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Another Kenya Birth Certificate

My cat wants to prove his Kenyan birth.
Read the truth about Orly Taitz' name.

 (click on the certificate for a close-up)