Netanyahu Explained

Bibi's UN presentation explained:

Where did Mitt Romney bury the girl he strangled in 1987?

BREAKING NEWS Glenn Beck refuses to deny involvement EXTRA

 

So readers, let's hear what you have to say about Willard Mitt Romney, while I work on another column.

 

Romney: 'Obama Does Not Tip'

Shocking new charge: 'Obama did not tip the waitresses in college.'

 

BOSTON - At a campaign headquarters presser, Willard Romney said "As a college student, I always tipped waitresses. It never bothered me that our coins and paper money had "In God we trust" on it."

 

"I can assure you that it did not offend me in college, and it does not offend me now. As president, I will always tip servers and not object to "God" on our currency. I will not use "In God we trust", as an excuse not to tip."

 

Governor Romney then closed the press conference with a pledge to the flag, with a chorus led by Jenna Jameson.

A Musical Interlude

Enjoy this music video while I work on another article.

 

 

 



WND: 'Romney Has Unicorn DNA?'

CHANTILLY - WorldNetDaily majordomo Joseph Farah announced today, that WND is going to investigate Willard Mitt Romney's birth certificate and family history, to determine once and for all if the Republican presidential candidate has unicorn DNA.

 

"We know for a fact that Barack Hussein Obama's major influences were card carrying Communist Party activists. Both of his parents were communists, as well as Frank Marshall Davis, Obama's secret father. Davis died in Honolulu in 1987. The connection is obvious."

 

Farah continued, "What we don't know, is if Willard Mitt Romney is a dual Mexican citizen and more importantly, if Romney has unicorn DNA from his family tree. Judge Cebull has pointed out the ways Obama's mother slept around. We want to know if any of Romney's ancestors in Mexico slept around similarly. It was a polygamist colony, so who knows? The American people deserve nothing less."

 

Farah went on to say, "Income from the so-called birther crowd has petered out. We feel by courting the unicorn crowd, we will have a new income stream. A new line of unicorn merchandise has been added to our on-line store, and we now accept every type of payment to make it easy for our readers to indulge themselves, as well as ourselves. For example, we now carry seeds which grow vegetables that are not attractive to unicorns. I'm proud of that."

The Truth About Voter ID

"Voter ID which is gonna allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania - done." - PA House Republican Leader Mike Turzai; June 23, 2012