Birthers' Form Letter

I've noticed that Birthers all have the same talking points. Apparently, there is a site which lists them, for copying:

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-Orly Taitz, DDS, ESQ, M.O.U.S.E., is a brilliant dentist/lawyer/astronaut

-Obama was born in Hawaii/Kenya/Indonesia/Tasmania

-Obama's COLB is a forgery/conspiracy/Cracker Jack prize

-Obama is a halfrican/mulatto/oreo/octaroon/macaroon

-Obama's father is Malcolm X/Frank Davis/Patrice Lumumba/Sidney Poitier

-Obama has spent millions/gazallions/ducats to keep his records sealed/in his pants/in a safe deposit box in Andorra

-Obama's mother was a slut/whore/courtesan/zoologist

-Obama is a socialist/Marxist/communist/coal miner

-Obama is Muslim/Christian/Jewish/Wiccan/T&A worshipper

-Obama is a democrat/subversive/Whig

-Obama is a fraud/usurper/Martian

-Obama is an African/Arab/Cossack/Ruritanian

-Misha Marinsky is this author/Jewish communist/Bolshevik/lipstick

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