President of the United States of America
The Lordstown plant was closed by Democrats who are Communists to hurt my re-election. It's not going to work. I have a plan to save Lordstown.
The plant will assemble the steel slats for the Wall, with steel supplied by my good Russian friend Oleg Deripaska. Mexico will pay for the Wall with tariffs on everything down to the last tomatoe.
I am a genius.