Saturday, July 17, 2010

Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Girl in 1990?

Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990? I don't know, but this is now a pertinent question. It has become so pertinent, because Glenn Beck has just accused all Jewish people of murdering the Christian lord:
"Jesus would have come back from the dead and made the Jews pay for what they did."

You know who else accused the Jews of murdering Jesus? Hitler. We know how that turned out.

Gawker has an even better story on this.

Incredibly, Glenn Beck has never denied raping and murdering that poor girl in 1990. And he has refused to release his criminal record abstract showing that it is stamped "SUBJECT HAS CLEAR RECORD TO DATE."

Please note: I am NOT accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a girl in 1990, or any other time period. I am simply asking a question that now must be asked, since I have been accused by Glenn Beck of participating in a gruesome murder - spiritually, at the very least.

As Lenny Bruce put it so well:

"You and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime.

Alright, I’ll clear the air once and for all, and confess. Yes, we did it. I did it, my family. I found a note in my basement. It said: “We killed him, signed, Morty.”

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."

Since Glenn Beck has accused me of acquiescing - if not more - in a premeditated murder, I think it is only fair to ask him if he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

I'm waiting to hear from you, Glenn.

1 comment:

Mikko Moilanen said...

I like your intelligence.