Jews For Cheeses

I am announcing the formation of a new ministry to the Jewish people: Jews For Cheeses.
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Jewish peoples' lives are empty, because their stomachs are filled with Velveeta rather than Valdeon, or Vacherin Fribourgeois. Just think how physically and spiritually fulfilled Jewish people would be, if they were to partake of Affidelice instead of American.

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I know what you are thinking: how to witness to the Jewish people the joys of Chaource, or how to partake of Epoisses? How can we bring the message of Crottin, and give peace to their palates?

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The Jewish people are not complete, for they know not Gouda. Jewish people know the son of Kraft, but not the son of Gouda.

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So please, if you meet a Jewish person, press upon him a copy of La vache qui rit, and send him to heaven.