Just when you think things could not get any crazier, O'Donnell proves everyone wrong. The first line of it? "I'm not a witch." Seriously!
OK Christine, repeat after me:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Once you have that part memorized, you can learn the rest of the spell. I'm not giving it to you all at once, because I don't want to overtax your ability to absorb. Oh, alright:
In the poison'd entrails throw -
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
That's all for today, Christine. Come back tomorrow, for the next lesson. And don't masturbate tonight!