Friday, September 14, 2012

Romney: 'Obama Does Not Tip'

Shocking new charge: 'Obama did not tip the waitresses in college.'
BOSTON - At a campaign headquarters presser, Willard Romney said "As a college student, I always tipped waitresses. It never bothered me that our coins and paper money had "In God we trust" on it."
"I can assure you that it did not offend me in college, and it does not offend me now. As president, I will always tip servers and not object to "God" on our currency. I will not use "In God we trust", as an excuse not to tip."
Governor Romney then closed the press conference with a pledge to the flag, with a chorus led by Jenna Jameson.

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