Wednesday, October 8, 2008

McCain Holds Midnight Rally

CLEARWATER– Republican presidential hopeful John McCain held a rally at midnight, in this contemporary Florida town. It was attended by an ethusiastic crowd of rabid fans.

After he whipped up the mob into hysteria, McCain followers shouted "kill him," “terrorist,” and “off with his head.” Mr. McCain appeared pleased with the mob’s reaction.

Senator McCain stated “I learned everything I know from watching Leni Riefenstahl movies. She was the greatest in the world. I sure wish she was alive to see this.” When Mr. McCain stepped down from a platform of makeshift boxes, he led the mob to a motel where it was rumored his opponent was staying. When they could not find him, the mob hung an effigy.

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