ROSWELL – An extremely reliable source has revealed that Republican presidential candidate John McCain, is the child of space aliens.
The sources, who would only give their names as Gordoc and his mate Carotid, have decided to come clean since Mr. McCain has been acting erratically and inciting, lately. They felt they could shed some light on this, by talking to the press.
They traveled here from Tralfamadore two days ago, and have finally recovered from jet lag. They wanted to publicly apologize for McCain’s behavior, stating “We did not bring him up this way. We don’t know what has happened to John. We brought him up to be tolerant of all bipeds.”
They said they would be talking with their son before flying back to Tralfamadore. With a stop in Hawaii, the trip should take about one week.