Romney Humor

Mitt Romney, Boris Yeltsin and a dog walk into a bar.

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The bartender says, "What'll you have?"

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Romney says, "I'm a Mormon. I don't drink alcohol or coffee. I'll have a Vernor's."

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Yeltsin says, "I'll have a Black Russian."

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The dog says, "After those 12 stinking hours, I'll have grain alcohol, and throw some cold water on that pompous ass wearing blue jeans.”