Sunday, December 19, 2010
Therapy Miniature Horses
Friday, December 17, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Barack Obama?
Friday, November 19, 2010
Glenn Beck Accidentally Not Put Down
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Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a girl in 1990? Click here to find out and comment.
Target, right, and Rufus |
The organization that raised the several thousand dollars to bring Target to the United States, has expanded its mission to encourage installation of a microchip in Glenn Beck so he can be easily traced. “We are not shying away from this,” said Heather Murphy, a county spokeswoman. “We screwed up, and we’re acknowledging that.” She continued, “but there is roadkill to pick up, and we recently had to pick up 154 cats from a trailer with no running water, in addition to Glenn Beck. These jobs are thankless even on a good day.”
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
A Few Words From Mike Huckabee
Video is at the link.
Monday, November 8, 2010
An Open Letter to Eric Cantor
Eric Cantor is a shondeh
Shondeh of the Week is here.
Mr. Cantor: Judaism revolves around three tenets:
Now Cantor is threatening to repeat Gingrich's government shutdown, if he and his cronies don't get their way. Here is the real Judaism, from the New York Times:
Kindness of a Stranger That Still Resonates
"A donor using the pseudonym B. Virdot offered modest cash gifts to families in need. His only request: Letters from the struggling people describing their financial troubles and how they hoped to spend the money.
B. Virdot was...Samuel J. Stone, who escaped poverty and persecution as a Jew in Romania to build a successful chain of clothing stores in the United States.
Days before Christmas 1933, with Mr. Stone’s gift in hand, Edith May took her 4-year-old daughter Felice to a five-and-dime store and bought her a wooden horse. Seventy-seven years later, Felice May Dunn owns two farms and 17 Welsh ponies. “In my life it made a big difference,” Ms. Dunn, 80, recalled. “It was my favorite toy.” __________
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Boehner to Hold House Hoedown
Still up in the air is an alleged affair with Lisbeth Lyons, a lobbyist. Mr. Boehner has refused to comment when asked, as has Ms. Lyons. She has not confirmed if she will be invited to the rotunda hoedown. "I bought cowboy boots, just in case," she said. "Do you think his wife will be there?"
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
O'Donnell in 'The Aristocrats'?
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
One Last Dig at Christine O'Donnell
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O’DONNELL: I believe if I were in that situation, God would provide a way to do the right thing righteously. I believe that!
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MAHER: God is not there. Hitler’s there and you’re there.
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O’DONNELL: You never have to practice deception. God always provides a way out.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Willkommen in Amerika
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Asshole of the Year - II
The man stomping on the girl's head is Tim Profitt. Tim Profitt lives at 591 Redmon Rd., Paris, KY 40361. Call him at 859-987-6015 and politely tell him what you think of his actions.
Monday, October 25, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
I've Been Off the Air
Monday, October 18, 2010
Tom Lehrer - The Vatican Rag
Before NBC had SNL, the network had something similar with That Was The Week That Was, which aired from 1964–65, and featured a mathematics professor, Tom Lehrer. This is my favorite - enjoy.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Sharron Angle - Christofascist and Batshit Crazy
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If you thought Christine O'Donnell is certifiable, meet Sharron Angle. Angle was one of the founders of the Independent American Party. You can see her signature on the party petition. Here are actual quotes; her signature is on page 2:
- Article VII of the United States Constitution recognizes Jesus Christ as our Lord
Here is what the US Constitution actually states: "The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between the States so ratifying the Same."
- That many Americans have ignored the Laws of God
"I hope that's not where we're going, but you know if this Congress keeps going the way it is, people are really looking toward those Second Amendment remedies and saying my goodness what can we do to turn this country around? I'll tell you the first thing we need to do is take Harry Reid out."
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"People ask me, 'What are you going to do to develop jobs in your state?' Well, that's not my job as a U.S. senator."
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"The Federal Department of Education should be eliminated. The Department of Education is unconstitutional and should not be involved in education, at any level."
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"I think that two wrongs don't make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13 but 15, who have had very at risk, difficult pregnancies. And my counsel was to look for some alternatives, which they did. And they found that they had made what was really a lemon situation into lemonade." - explaining why she is against abortion even in cases of rape or incest.
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"You know, I'm a Christian and I believe that God has a plan and a purpose for each one of our lives and that he can intercede in all kinds of situations and we need to have a little faith in many things."
"Right now, we say in a traditional home one parent stays home with the children and the other provides the financial support for that family"
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"I would tell you that I have the same feelings about legalizing marijuana, not medical marijuana, but just legalizing marijuana...I feel the same about legalizing alcohol. The effect on society is so great that I'm just not a real proponent of legalizing any drug or encouraging any drug abuse."
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She has embraced Oath Keepers, whose membership of uniformed soldiers and police take an oath to refuse orders they see as unconstitutional -- including enforcement of gun laws, violations of states' sovereignty, and "any order to blockade American cities, thus turning them into giant concentration camps."
Earlier in her career, she spoke out strongly against fluoride, the substance known alternately for improving dental health and as a Communist plot to undermine Western democracy.
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“And these programs that you mentioned — that Obama has going with Reid and Pelosi pushing them forward — are all entitlement programs built to make government our God. And that’s really what’s happening in this country is a violation of the First Commandment. We have become a country entrenched in idolatry, and that idolatry is the dependency upon our government. We’re supposed to depend upon God for our protection and our provision and for our daily bread, not for our government.”
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Obama Will Be Impeached
Jonathan Chait, of The New Republic, writes, "But if Obama wins a second term, the House will vote to impeach him before he leaves office."
Conservapedia.com: Barack Hussein Obama II (aka Barry Soetoro), said to have born in Honolulu August 4, 1961. Obama reportedly was born in Honolulu, Hawaii to Barack Obama Sr. and Stanley Ann Dunham in 1961, however claims have been made he may have been born in Kenya.
Here's Tom Tancredo, who pines for literacy tests: "Yes, Mr. Obama is a more serious threat to America than al Qaeda. We know that Osama bin Laden and followers want to kill us, but at least they are an outside force against whom we can offer our best defense. But when a dedicated enemy of the Constitution is working from the inside, we face a far more dangerous threat. Mr. Obama can accomplish with the stroke of his pen what bin Laden cannot accomplish with bombs and insurgents."
Friday, October 15, 2010
Undocumented Workers
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A Jewish Pogrom II
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The central tenet of Judaism is Tikkun Olam - תיקון עולם : It literally means "world repair."
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Asshole of the Week
"Looking at the results of embryonic stem cell testing, he said, it can be seen that, to date, the expected results have not been obtained. This, said Bishop Sgreccia, is due to the fact that embryonic stem cells are meant for the creation of a human being, not just other cells.
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"In any case," he added, "in the remote possibility that there was a positive result, morally it remains a crime."
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Sunday, October 10, 2010
Legal Blood Money - Updated
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- Which? stated that color HP cartridges cost over seven times more per milliliter than 1985 Dom Perignon
- the BBC made these calculations: the average cost of a color HP cartridge is £29. This works out to £1.70 per millilitre. 1985 Dom Perignon costs 23p per milliliter. There are 100 pence to one British pound. In other words, ink costs 7.4x more than Dom Perignon.
Lab Rat Has Chantix Psychosis
Friday, October 8, 2010
Westboro and Phelps
I wish that someone terminal and impecunious would open fire with an AR15.
Asshole of the Week
"I don't use a dildo like my opponent's significant other. I'm you."
Now she's against witchcraft, against masturbation and against a good education. Is there anything she is not against?
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Shondeh of the Week
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Here's the icing on the cake: Eric Cantor said, in a Wall Street Journal interview, he believes the American-Jewish community is overwhelmingly Democratic because Jews "are prone to want to help the underdog." That's exactly correct.
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Cantor said it in a way that implies an intrinsic desire to help the underdog is naïve , and a waste of resources. That is the epitome of conservatism.
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Philadelphia Zoo
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Christine - You Are Sooo Not Me
Pink Flamingos
Monday, October 4, 2010
O'Donnell - Turning Up the Crazy
Just when you think things could not get any crazier, O'Donnell proves everyone wrong. The first line of it? "I'm not a witch." Seriously!
OK Christine, repeat after me:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Once you have that part memorized, you can learn the rest of the spell. I'm not giving it to you all at once, because I don't want to overtax your ability to absorb. Oh, alright:
In the poison'd entrails throw -
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
That's all for today, Christine. Come back tomorrow, for the next lesson. And don't masturbate tonight!
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Philadelphia Zoo
Instead of my usual ultra left wing musings, I went to the zoo. The Philadelphia Zoo is the nation's oldest zoological garden. You can click on the photograph for a close-up. More to follow.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
40 Acres and a Mule
Louie Gohmert (Z - Mars) is at it again. Taking a cue from 1865, Gohmert, a congressman from the Confederacy, has revived 40 acres and a mule from the Reconstruction Era. Notice how conservatives always want to regress? Usually, conservatives pine for 1950 or 1865, a time when America was a wholesome place.
"How 'bout if instead of the welfare, we give 'em an alternative. We'll give you so many acres that can provide land where you can live off of it, make a living and we'll give you seed money to start, but you have to sign an agreement that you'll never accept welfare again. How 'bout that? We got plenty of land."
I was joking about (Z - Mars). Gohmert is a Republican from Texas, which explains everything.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Bubbles Lectures Palin, O'Donnell
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He has asked that Sarah Palin and Christine O'Donnell attend his lectures. He has assured them of gentlemen C grades, as they have become accustomed to.
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Bubbles first lecture is going to explain evolution, Darwin's observations, and how they apply to Palin, O'Donnell and other fundamentalists like John Hagee. His subsequent lectures will encompass scientific explanations for all phenomena.
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Bubbles is hoping his lectures make an impression on Ms. Palin and Ms. O'Donnell, although he has expressed skepticism.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Jews For Cheeses
I know what you are thinking: how to witness to the Jewish people the joys of Chaource, or how to partake of Epoisses? How can we bring the message of Crottin, and give peace to their palates?
The Jewish people are not complete, for they know not Gouda. Jewish people know the son of Kraft, but not the son of Gouda.
So please, if you meet a Jewish person, press upon him a copy of La vache qui rit, and send him to heaven.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Onward Christian Soldiers
It's not just Muslims doing this. "Pastor" Terry Jones is an anti-Semite, too.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
This Is Islam
A Mosque Invisible to Many Is a Target
"Vandals have shattered car windows and thrown beer bottles on the lawn. One night about five years ago, the wooden fence in front of the mosque was set afire. And then, this week, a car filled with local teenagers sideswiped the 29-year-old son of one of the mosque’s founding members, said Joseph V. Cardone, the Orleans County district attorney. One teenager was charged with firing a shotgun into the air near the mosque a few days earlier, after driving by and shouting epithets."
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Girl in 1990?
You know who else accused the Jews of murdering Jesus? Hitler. We know how that turned out.
Gawker has an even better story on this.
Incredibly, Glenn Beck has never denied raping and murdering that poor girl in 1990. And he has refused to release his criminal record abstract showing that it is stamped "SUBJECT HAS CLEAR RECORD TO DATE."
Please note: I am NOT accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a girl in 1990, or any other time period. I am simply asking a question that now must be asked, since I have been accused by Glenn Beck of participating in a gruesome murder - spiritually, at the very least.
As Lenny Bruce put it so well:
"You and I know what a Jew is: One Who Killed Our Lord... there should be a statute of limitations for that crime.
Alright, I’ll clear the air once and for all, and confess. Yes, we did it. I did it, my family. I found a note in my basement. It said: “We killed him, signed, Morty.”
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses."
Since Glenn Beck has accused me of acquiescing - if not more - in a premeditated murder, I think it is only fair to ask him if he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
I'm waiting to hear from you, Glenn.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Asshole Of The Year
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This year's Asshole award goes to Rand Paul, a Kentucky ophthalmologist running for the Senate.
Paul gets most of his ideas from Ayn Rand, a Jewish author from Russia who changed her name from Rosenbaum. Having a Jewish name was not a good idea, considering the crowd she liked to hang with. Rand Paul and his father (Dr.)Ron Paul, hang with ardent supporters Don Black and Derek Black, who are the nation's neo-Nazi/KKK ringleaders.
Rand Paul got his start in politics with his keynote address to the Constitution Party, which wants to replace the Constitution with biblical law, among other Eighth Century beliefs, like stoning. This is nothing new: John Anderson, an Illinois Congressman, actually introduced a Constitutional amendment which would "recognize the law and authority of Jesus Christ" over the United States. Page One is now reporting that Rand Paul's campaign is anti-Semitic.
Rand Paul is most famous for his defense of Jim Crow. When asked by Rachel Maddow if a private business had the right to refuse service to black people, Rand Paul replied "yes." Here are more gems from Rand Paul's mouth:
-"The Civil Rights and Americans With Disability Acts might not have been necessary..."
-"We could clean up the environment by suing our neighbors in court."
-"The Sun causes global warming."
-"Each state should make its own guns." That way, firearms could not be regulated by the Commerce Clause.
-"If college students attended class armed with guns, it would deter campus violence."
-"President Obama has apologized for both America's greatness and the Industrial Revolution."
-"Massachusetts' universal health care law has been a disaster," and is somehow related to Octomom Nadya Suleman.
-"Recruiting high school students for military service is like Nazi Germany."
-"Death panels are real."
-"If the national debt gets bad enough, the American people could end up voting a person like Adolf Hitler into office."
Rand Paul made the same racial comments in 2002: "A free society will abide...discrimination - even when that means allowing hate filled groups to exclude people based on the color of their skin." He made the same statements to the Courier-Journal: "In a free society, we will tolerate boorish people who have abhorrent behavior." Paul wrote to the Bowling Green Daily News, complaining that the federal fair housing law ignores "the distinction between private and public property." Paul continued, "decisions concerning private property and associations should in a free society be unhindered. As a consequence, some associations will discriminate."
Here's a black woman attempting to integrate a lunch counter, and the boorish behavior of throwing food at her being tolerated:
In that Courier-Journal article, Colmon Elridge - a black man - said, "I call on Mr. Paul to answer the question of whether or not my wife and I should have the right to eat at any establishment in our great commonwealth or this great nation, free of racial discrimination."
Dr. Paul was asked by the paper, "under your philosophy, it would be okay for Dr. King to not be served at the counter at Woolworths?" Rand Paul evaded the question. Paul told the Courier-Journal, opposing the Civil Rights Act is "the hard part about believing in freedom."
Without qualification, the Right tolerates Rand Paul's civil rights stance, as his belief in dismantling the departments of Commerce, Education, and possibly Agriculture. Rand Paul has opposed anti-racial discrimination measures well before 2002, when he first started writing to newspapers.
Finally, the true face of the Republican Party and conservatives, is being shown to the public in all its glory. Thank you, Dr. Rand Paul. I made a career as a licensed optician, and I would not want either Dr. Paul, to come near me.